Ketchup

So, I ran across this today. Hmph. Hunt's Ketchup? NUMBER ONE? These people are ridiculous! I am a Heinz girl all the freaking way. Third? REALLY? I can't believe this.

Anyone who knows me knows that ketchup is a major part of my life. I love the stuff. I can't get enough. And, ask Jonathan about my love for Heinz. He once dared to try and buy something else. THAT wasn't going to happen! After a far too long lecture on the finer points of ketchup consumption, he had learned his lesson.

Another that kills me about Jonathan and his ketchup habits? 1.) He dumps it ON TOP of his food! What a heathen! You should always dip. Ask my mom about "dippy dippy" and you will know that this right here is a life-long obsession. 2.) He doesn't use nearly enough! There should be a perfect 1:1 ratio of ketchup to ... whatever ... and sometimes HE DOESN'T USE IT AT ALL! Ugh. As if. 3.) Well, there's not really a 3. It just seemed wrong to leave it at 2.